just breathe.

i'm lauren. i'm single. if you want to know anything else, just ask.
May 21 '12
xemptyinsidex: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

xemptyinsidex:

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

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May 21 '12

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May 19 '12

What's wrong with our society.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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May 18 '12

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May 18 '12

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Mar 3 '12

If you think teenagers gossip a lot you’ve obviously never been around adults.

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Dec 16 '11

That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves the class.

heyfunniest:

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Dec 9 '11

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Dec 9 '11

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Dec 9 '11

deissydl:

bring them home </3

This deserves more notes. Come on now ..

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